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I'm A Big Fan Of Reality Shows. I Thought The First One, Dukes Of Hazzard, Captured White People Perfectly.

It's An Honor To Walk In The Footsteps Of A Legend. As Host I Intend To Honor The Tradition Of The Bob Hope Classic And Have A Great Time Blazing A New Path.

I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think That's What's Holding Up His Pants.

Obama Is The Closest Thing To A Latino That We Have. Barack. Everybody Wants To See His Birth Certificate Too.

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