I Didn't Want To Be Nobody, And

When I First Heard About Beverly Hills Chihuahua, I Thought, No. This, This Is Ridiculous. And Then You Read The Script And You Close The Script And You Go, "they Aren't Going To Be Able To Do That With Real Dogs. How Are They Going To Do That?" You're Going To See The Strings. But They Did.

People Who Are Homeless, They're Not All Addicts. A Lot Of Times, They're Just People Who, Through Something Like Losing Their Job Or Losing Someone In Their Life, Ended Up On The Streets. So Much Of Our Time Is Spent In Cars That Sometimes You Need To Look Out Of Those Windows. And You See That A Dollar, 50 Cents, Whatever You Have, May Not Mean Much To You, But It Means Everything To People Who Are Hungry And Who Are In Need.

We're Mexi-cans Not Mexi-can'ts.

Y'know, If Those Pews Reclined, And The Priests Gave The Raiders Scores I'd Go To Church Every Sunday.

I'm A Big Fan Of Reality Shows. I Thought The First One, Dukes Of Hazzard, Captured White People Perfectly.