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There Are Sixteen Cans Of Coffee Here; Together They Hold A Total Of Thirteen And A Half Pounds Of Coffee. Doesn't That Seem Like Cheating?

I Dislike Loud-mouthed Patriots Who Suggest They Like Our Country More Than I Do. Some People's Idea Of Patriotism Is Hating Other Countries.

One Of My Major Shortcomings - I'm Vindictive. I Don't Know Why That Is. Even In Petty Things In My Life I Tend To Strike Back. It's A Lot More Pleasurable A Sensation Than Feeling Threatened.

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

The Best Christmas Trees Come Very Close To Exceeding Nature. If Some Of Our Great Decorated Trees Had Been Grown In A Remote Forest Area With Lights That Came On Every Evening As It Grew Dark, The Whole World Would Come To Look At Them And Marvel At The Mystery Of Their Great Beauty.