When You Get Older You Have To

In A Conversation, Keep In Mind That You're More Interested In What You Have To Say Than Anyone Else Is.

I'd Be More Willing To Accept Religion, Even If I Didn't Believe It, If I Thought It Made People Nicer To Each Other But I Don't Think It Does.

The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever 'curling' Means.

If You Do See Me In A Restaurant, Please, Just Let Me Eat My Dinner.

Ugly Is Very Popular This Year...i Had A Feeling These Clothes Were Deigned By Someone Who Didn't Like Women.