I Dislike Loud-mouthed Patriots Who Suggest They

In A Conversation, Keep In Mind That You're More Interested In What You Have To Say Than Anyone Else Is.

Art Is A By-product Of An Honest And Successful Attempt To Do Something Well.

Flying Is Always An Unpleasant Experience. You Wait An Hour For Every Ten Minutes You Actually Spend Getting Anywhere.

Almost All Of Us Have An Elevator Or Two In Our Lives Somewhere. We Wait For Them, We Ride On Them. We're Annoyed By The Wait But Pleased With The Lift.

Democrats Believe People Are Basically Good But Must Be Saved From Themselves By The Government. Republicans Believe People Are Basically Bad But They'll Be Okay If They're Left Alone.