Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

I Did Not Believe In The War. I Thought It Was Wrong To Go Into Any War. And I Got To The War, And Saw The Germans, And I Changed My Mind. I Decided We Were Right Going Into World War Ii.

My Advice Is Not To Wait To Be Struck By An Idea. If You're A Writer, You Sit Down And Damn Well Decide To Have An Idea. That's The Way To Get An Idea.

My Mother Always Called Me 'sturdy' And Said I Have Big Bones. A Little Fat Is What I Am.

Obscenities... I Think A Lot Of Dumb People Do It Because They Can't Think Of What They Want To Say And They're Frustrated. A Lot Of Smart People Do It To Pretend They Aren't Very Smart - Want To Be Just One Of The Boys.

Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.