Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

Let's Face It, Though, Anything That's Apt To Happen To An Appliance Like A Blender Isn't Covered By The Warranty Anyway, So I Never Send Them In. If It Breaks, I'll Buy A New One. That's The American Way.

Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

My Most Serious Character Flaw Is That I Don't Deny Myself Much.

Almost All Of Us Have An Elevator Or Two In Our Lives Somewhere. We Wait For Them, We Ride On Them. We're Annoyed By The Wait But Pleased With The Lift.

We're All Torn Between The Desire For Privacy And The Fear Of Loneliness.