Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

If, On The Other Hand, Happiness Depends On A Good Breakfast, Flowers In The Yard, A Drink Or A Nap, Then We Are More Likely To Live With Quite A Bit Of Happiness.

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

Great Teachers Are Usually A Little Crazy.

In Washington, A Confidential Assistant Is Someone Who, If You Don't Want To Know Something, You Go And Ask Him And He Won't Tell You.

Civilization Means Conforming To A Standard Of Behavior That May Not Seem Natural To Us.