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Few Things In Life Are Less Efficient Than A Group Of People Trying To Write A Sentence. The Advantage Of This Method Is That You End Up With Something For Which You Will Not Be Personally Blamed.

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

Our Perceptions Of Truth Are Built Around What Is Practical, Not What Is True. Even The Smartest Human Brain Doesn't Have The Capacity For Discerning True Facts. That's Why So Many Of Us Settle For Scientific Facts. It's The Best We Can Do.

Swing Your Partner, Dosey-do, Now Clap Your Hands... Uh-oh, That's All The Square Dance Moves I Know... I'll Bluff The Rest. Slap Your Partner In The Face, Write Bad Checks All Over The Place, Flirt With Strangers, Annoy Your Spouse, Get A Divorce And Lose Your House, ...uh... Dosey-do.

For Most Of My Career I Did One Comic A Day, Every Day, Including Weekends And Holidays.