I Try To Avoid Giving Advice.

You Can Change Only What People Know, Not What They Do.

There Are Very Few Personal Problems That Cannot Be Solved Through A Suitable Application Of High Explosives.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.

My Old Life - No Amount Of Getting Used To It Would Have Made It Right.

I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In A God With A Personality Like My Own. I Base That On The Paucity Of Lightning Attacks On People Who Deserve It.