I Try To Avoid Giving Advice.

To Err Is Human. To Cover It Up Is Weasel.

The People Who Think A Guy Walked On Water Versus The People Who Think A Horse Can Fly.

The Computer Cuts My Production Time In Half. I Love It.

Sadness Is Just Another Word For Not Enough Coffee.

If You Don't Believe Your Salmon Is Wild, Ask It To Fetch Your Newspaper And See What Happens.