I Try To Avoid Giving Advice.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

The Marketing Department Uses Many Advanced Techniques To Match Products And Buyers In A Way That Mximizes Profits. For Example, They Give Away Keychains.

I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

Beware The Advice Of Successful People; They Do Not Seek Company.

Reality Is Always Controlled By The People Who Are The Most Insane.