A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss And

If It Were Not For The Presents, An Elopement Would Be Preferable.

It Is Not Time For Mirth And Laughter, The Cold, Gray Dawn Of The Morning After.

Adversity Often Hatches Out The True Nobility Of Character.

The Serpent Is Helpless Unless He Finds An Apple To Work With.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.