The Wealthy Have Nothing Left Except Money.

Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss, Get Wise!

If A Man Does Not Go About His Work With Enthusiasm, It Means That He Has Not Yet Found A Work That He Likes. Every Mortal Is A Busy Bee When He Comes To The Task That Destiny Has Set Aside For Him.

In Uplifting, Get Underneath.

Always Interline A Contract Before Signing It, Merely To Impress The Party Of The First Part. The One Who Puts His Signature To Articles Of Agreement Drawn Up By The Other Fellow Is Establishing A Dangerous Precedent.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.