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When We Played Softball, I'd Steal Second Base, Feel Guilty And Go Back.
-Woody Allen
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When We Played Softball, I'd Steal Second
Woody Allen
When We Played Softball, I'd Steal Second Base, Feel Guilty And Go Back.
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