When We Had The Girls, My Daughter

Well, The Way Things Are Going, Aside From Wheat And Auto Parts, America's Biggest Export Is Now The Oscar.

I Have 40-something Intros [that Davis Jr. Did]; All Are Different, None Of Them Happened. And It Was Hilarious.

Great News! Hosting Oscars Counts Five Hours Toward My Community Service!

When We Had The Girls, My Daughter Jenny Gave Us Like A Bible From My Daughter Of, "don't Feed Them This; Don't Feed Them That, If She Says This, Don't Say That," It Was Crazy!

Two Thousand Years Ago Jesus Is Crucified, Three Days Later He Walks Out Of A Cave And They Celebrate With Chocolate Bunnies And Marshmallow Peeps And Beautifully Decorated Eggs. I Guess These Were Things Jesus Loved As A Child.