It Is Better To Look Good Than

I Quit Drinking. That Was A Big Problem For A Lot Of Years. Then After That, I Just Started Feeling Grateful Again.

I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

My Grandparents Invented Joylessness. They Were Not Fun. I've Already Had More Fun With My Grandchildren Than My Grandparents Ever Had With Me.

I'm Going To Be Your Grandpa! / I Have The Biggest Smile. / I've Been Waiting To Meet You For Such A Long, Long While.

At 60, I Could Do The Same Things I Could Do At 30, If I Could Only Remember What Those Things Are.