When Something Is 'new And Improved', Which

I Do Something About The Weather. I Stay Home.

Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You Have To Rent The Shoes.

Weather Tonight: Dark. Turning Partly Light By Morning.

To Me The Cynics Are The Ones In The Boardrooms With The Reports From The Focus Groups.

As Much As I Love My Family, I Enjoy It When The House Is Empty, Because Then I Know I'm Truly Alone, As We All Are On The Planet, After All. Every Atom In Us Is Originally From A Star. And During My Moments Of Aloneness, I'm Most Mindful Of That; That I'm Just Another Group Of Matter Randomly But Wonderfully Arranged. That's When I Feel My Immortality.