If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To

Everything That You Know About Yourself Comes From Thinking Back, And I Think I Saw Religion As The First Big Betrayal Of Me.

I Have Lots Of Ideas. Trouble Is, Most Of Them Suck.

Here's A Bumper Sticker I'd Like To See... 'we Are The Proud Parents Of A Child Who Has Resisted His Teacher's Attempts To Bend Him To The Will Of His Corporate Masters'.

I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep Coming Back.

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.