If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To

In The Navy, There Is No Wrong Hole. In The Marines, There Is Always A Hole.

Once You Leave The Womb, Conservatives Don't Care About You Until You Reach Military Age. Then You're Just What They're Looking For. Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can Raise Them To Be Dead Soldiers.

There Are Only Two Places In The World: Over Here And Over There.

I Used To Be Irish Catholic. Now I'm An American - You Know, You Grow.

If You Live Long Enough, Sooner Or Later Everybody You Know Has Cancer.