If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To

A Crazy Person Doesn't Really Lose His Mind. It Just Becomes Something More Entertaining.

When Cheese Gets Its Picture Taken, What Does It Say?

A Good Motto To Live By: "always Try Not To Get Killed.

The Older I Got, The More Apparent It Became That My Mother Was Losing Control Over Me. She Fought Back Fiercely With Black Moods, Silent Treatments And Martyrdom. And, Of Course, All She Did Was Run My Ass Out Of The House Even Quicker. The Pressure Was Unbearable.

I Have This Real Moron Thing I Do? It's Called Thinking.