When Should A College Athlete Turn Pro?

After Eating An Entire Bull, A Mountain Lion Felt So Good He Started Roaring. He Kept It Up Until A Hunter Came Along And Shot Him... The Moral: When You're Full Of Bull, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

You Have To Have A Serious Streak In You, Or You Can't See The Funny Side Of The Other Fellow.

Real Estate Is The Best Investment In The World Because It Is The Only Thing They're Not Making Any More.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.

Don't Wait To Buy Land, Buy Land And Wait.