Pain Is Such An Uncomfortable Feeling That

I Have Always Noticed That People Will Never Laugh At Anything That Is Not Based On Truth.

Good Judgment Comes From Experience, And A Lot Of That Comes From Bad Judgment.

The Us Is Safest When Congress Is In Recess.

Politics Is The Best Show In America. I Love Animals And I Love Politicians, And I Like To Watch Both Of 'em At Play, Either Back Home In Their Native State, Or After They've Been Captured And Sent To A Zoo, Or To Washington.

Everyone Wants To Vote For The Best And Most Qualified Man, But He Never Runs For Office.