When People Are Against Profits They're Against

If You Would Have God Hear You When You Pray, You Must Hear Him When He Speaks.

When People Are Against Profits They're Against Business; When They're Against Business, They're Against Employment; When They're Against Employment, It's Not Surprising That A Large Number Of Them Are Unemployed.

The Ghastly Thing About Postal Strikes Is That After They Are Over, The Service Returns To Normal.

Lovely Girls Are Terribly Insecure. They Are Convinced That Their Legs Are Too Thick, And Their Bottoms Are Too Big, And Their Bosoms Are Too Small. They Are Conviced That Their Nose Is The Wrong Shape, That Their Ears Stick Out, And That Their Eyes Are Too Close Together. They Need A Man Who Will Tell Them They Are Exactly Right As They Are. They Do Not Believe Him, But They Need To Hear It Said.

God Punishes Us Mildly By Ignoring Our Prayers And Severely By Answering Them.