God Punishes Us Mildly By Ignoring Our

Every Woman Needs One Man In Her Life Who Is Strong And Responsible. Given This Security, She Can Proceed To Do What She Really Wants To Do-fall In Love With Men Who Are Weak And Irresponsible.

The Seven Ages Of Man: Spills, Drills, Thrills, Bills, Ills, Pills And Wills.

When A Man Tells Me He's Run Out Of Steam In The Sex Department, I'll Tell Him, 'count Your Blessings; You've Escaped From The Clutches Of A Cruel Tyrant. Enjoy!

If You Would Have God Hear You When You Pray, You Must Hear Him When He Speaks.

I Used To Look Down On The World For Being Corrupt, But Now I Adore It For The Utter Magnificence Of That Corruption.