When Liza Minelli Was A Child, She

I Had More Clothes Than I Had Closets, More Cars Than Garage Space, But No Money.

On A Scale Of One To Ten, I Would Rate Elvis Eleven.

Wishing, Hoping And Regretting Are The Most Common And Dangerous Tactics For Evading The Present.

Ten Million Dollars After I'd Become A Star I Was Deeply In Debt.

I Don't Have Many Easy Songs.