I Have To Be A Star Like

I Don't Have Many Easy Songs.

What Have I Got? No Looks, No Money, No Education. Just Talent.

Most Orgies That You Go To, I Have Found, Most Of It Is Sad. All That Wildness, All Those Laughs Were Like The Shining Silver And Gold Paper On Packages, But There Was Nothing Inside.

Part Of Show Business Is Magic. You Don't Know How It Happens.

There Are Lines That I Know Are Going To Get A Belly Laugh, But After A Few Shows I Get Sick Of Hearing Myself Say Them So I Drop Them.