When In Doubt, Resort To Animation.

First Shalt Thou Take Out The Holy Pin. Then Shalt Thou Count To Three, No More-no Less. Three Shall Be The Number Thou Shalt Count, And The Number Of The Counting Shall Be Three. Four Shalt Thou Not Count, Neither Count Thou Two, Excepting That Thou Then Proceed To Three. Five Is Right Out. Once The Number Three, Being The Third Number, Be Reached, Then Lobbest Thou Thy Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Towards Thy Foe, Who, Being Naughty In My Sight, Shall Snuff It.

People Say The Most Stupid Things On The Spur Of The Moment That They Then Have To Retract.

From My Travels Around The World I Have Seen How Much Damage And Pollution Is Done By The Careless Disposal Of Waste. It Is Also Evident That We In The West Produce Far More And Throw Away Far More Than The Developing World, Almost Without Thinking

In The Absence Of Fear There Is Little Faith.

Ronnie Barker Was A Straightforward Man Who Had This Extraordinary Ability To Make The Nation Laugh