When I'm Wrong I'm Like The Emperor

If You Think Your Demeanor Is Mellow Or Not Particularly Charismatic, The Material Can Life You Higher. So Write Everyday, And Get Onstage Or In A Coffee Shop Where They Are Doing Open Mice, Anywhere You Can Perform Even If That Means Starting Your Own Open Mic Night - And Be Your Own Self.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

The Whole Thing With Comedy Is That You Are Always In Control. Writer, Director, Actor, Producer, And Sometimes Bouncer. And You Are Just A Piece Of Their Puzzle.

I Say God Bless You... I Don't Say Bless You... I'm Not The Lord. I Can't Do That...

No One Wants To Drown. Drowning Would Be The Worst. Cause Everyone Knows That Feeling. That Feeling, Oh It's The Worst... When You Think You're Drowning.