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I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.
-Dane Cook
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I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile
Dane Cook
I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.
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