I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.

I'm Willing To Write A Check For $10,000 If Someone Can Bring To Me What I Fell Is Ruining Thousands Of Lives, Destroying Lives Everyday. And I Know That You Know It's A Little Thing Called Chupacabra.

I Don't Get Any Anxiety. I Don't Because Of Two Reasons. Number One, Just Breaking Through It As A Kid And Finally Getting Past It Was Like Okay, Nothing's Ever Going To Feel That Scary Again As That Deafening Silence Of A Joke Not Working. Any Joke Not Working Is Not As Bad As Not Being Able To Even Try And Get On Stage.

Jim Norton And Harland Williams Always Make Me Laugh.

Losing My Mind Sounds So Pessimistic. I Prefer The Term Winning My Insanity.