When I'm 40, Too Old To Be

I Have To Brush My Teeth Before I Go On Stage Otherwise I Don't Feel Smart Enough.

Life Is Miraculous, Even When It's Disastrous, It's Still Incredible, I'm Fascinated With Everything, Life Is Fascinating, I'm Fascinated By Trees And Dogs, But No One Wants To Hear Me Talk About It.

I Don't Mean To Sound Like A Cheap Prostitute, But You Can Call Me What You Like.

Some People Are Into Bondage... And Some People Are Into Crossdressing.. . And Some People Are Into Coldplay. It's Okay, I Don't Mind Being A Fetish.

When I'm 40, Too Old To Be A Rock Star, I Plan To Go Back To College To Study Classical Music.