When I'm Not Working, I Like To

I Did 'formula 51' Because I Got To Run Around Liverpool In A Kilt, With Golf Clubs.

I Enjoyed Being At Jurassic Park, With Jeff Goldblum And Sir Richard Attenborough. It's Funny, Because Steven Spielberg Would Actually Operate The Camera Sometimes. He'd Consider The Camera, And He'd Be Kind Of Looking At Me. He Actually Shot A Few Of The Things That I'm In, In That Lab, With That Long Ash Dangling Off That Cigarette. Hogging That Fake Cigarette. Because I Had Quit Smoking, And He Wanted To Make Sure I Didn't Go Back, So He Got Me The Worst-tasting Fake Cigarettes Ever.

I Don't Get The Great Story Line, Action, Mystery Scripts; I Get Comedies. And Relationship Comedies Are What I Do. It's What Attracted Me To American Pie.

Certain Comedians Work With Certain Actors; Like Adam Sandler Worked With Jack Nicholson.

I've Made A Way To Allow Myself To Do Big Films, Small Films, Dramas, Comedies, Action Films, Horror Films, Or Whatever Interests Me, As A Movie-goer. I Like Watching Myself In Movies. I Want To Choose Movies That Allow Me To Enjoy Myself, The Way That I Want To Entertain Myself.