My Ass May Be Dumb, But I

I Approach My Work The Way An Actor Approaches Their Work. The Only Difference Is That I Do Comedy, And My Job Is To Make Things Funny. My Style Makes Things Sound Like They're Improvisational And Happening Right Then And There.

I Don't Run Around Shooting People. Much. I Only Shoot Two People A Year. Maybe.

Die Hard With A Vengeance Shooting Was A Great Time, Because We Had An Interesting Script. The First Script Was Called Simon Says, And Something Was Going On, Because Some Days We'd Get To Work, But We Wouldn't Actually Have Dialogue. We Would Go To Bruce's Willis Trailer, And They'd Say, "okay, You Have To Go From 168th Street To 97th Street Today. We're Going To Do It In The Cab, And Sam, You Say This. Bruce, What Do You Want To Say?" And That's How Bruce's "hey, Zeus!" Thing Came Up.

Just 'cause You Pour Syrup On Something Doesnt Make It Pancakes

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