When I'm By Myself, I Never Play

People Who Shop In Health Food Stores Never Look Healthy.

People Always Think I'm Amy Poehler, Which Never Bothers Me. I Mean, Amy Poehler Is Great.

But I Always Like To Play Ugly People Who Think They're Pretty.

I Have A Lot Of Fake Food In My Apartment, But I'm Picky About It. Old Plaster Food, Like From The '50s Is Really Nice, Hollowed Out Paper-mache Food From Old Plays - The New Stuff Just Looks Too Good.

Gay Guys Know How To Craft, And They Craft Really Well. Straight Guys, Forget It.