I'm More Of A Clown, A Tragic

Crafting Is Putting Ideas Into Action And Then Holding Them Together With An Inexpensive Adhesive.

My Mother Always Said 'don't Bother Other People.' I Think That's Good Advice.

When I Meet A New Person, Something Has To Be A Little Off For Me To Consider Them Beautiful. It Could Be Crooked Teeth, Or Veins In Their Skin That Are A Little Too Visible, Or A Really Dramatic Lazy Eye. The First Guy I Ever Kissed Had A Water Head.

Most People Think Witches Are A Coven Of Lesbians Dancing Naked In The Forest Celebrating The Semen Stolen From Imprisoned Hypnotized Males, Which They Then Use To Inseminate One Another Using Turkey Basters In Order To Create A Legion Of Demon Babies. Well, That's Only Part Of It. We Are Also Active In Community Outreach Programs.

Learn More About Yourself! Make A Self-esteem Collage Using Pictures Of Other People You Wish You Were.