I Feel So Free And Open To

I'm Not A Good Storyteller. I Always Think I'm Going To Get Interrupted, Or Something's Going To Get Edited. I Think That Comes From Being In A Large Family, So You Have To Get Your Story In Really Quick Or Someone Cuts You Off.

Gift-wrap The Framed Artwork On Your Walls And Rehang Them - What's Nicer Than A Wall Of Presents To Look At?

I Don't Know My Telephone Number Or Anything Like That, But When I Do Have To Make A Call, I Just Pull My Body Over To The Side And Squat. I Don't Want To Be One Of Those People Who Are On Their Phone All The Time.

I Just Hate The Whole Idea Of Labeling Anything As A Comedy. If You Tell Me Something's Funny, I'll Want To Rebel Against It. When I Go To A Bookstore And See Books Categorized As Humor, I Get Furious. Don't Tell Me That A Book Is Funny. Let Me Decide If It's Funny. It's The Same With Sitcoms. You Call Something A Sitcom And People Expect It To Be Funny. And That Ruins Everything.

When You Hear Someone Use The Word 'meds' Instead Of The Word 'medicine,' Chances Are They're No Stranger To Massive Doses Of Mind-altering Psychotropic Drugs. Back Out Of The Room Slowly.