I Feel So Free And Open To

I Like To Be The One In Charge Of Everything.

I Cried When I Had No Shoes, Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. And Then I Laughed Really Hard.

People Who Shop In Health Food Stores Never Look Healthy.

If You Decide On Having An Alcoholic At Your Party, Make Sure It's A Large Gathering. This Way, Until The Alcoholic Begins Removing Their Clothes Or Dangling The Cat Out The Window, They Can Sort Of Blend In. An Alcoholic At A Small Gathering Is Called An Intervention.

I Like To Entertain In All Aspects. When You're With Somebody And You're Out, You Want To Be Entertained.