When I Was Younger I Knew I

John Lennon Was Definitely My Favorite Beatle, Hands Down.

Birds... Scream At The Top Of Their Lungs In Horrified Hellish Rage Every Morning At Daybreak To Warn Us All Of The Truth. They Know The Truth. Screaming Bloody Murder All Over The World In Our Ears, But Sadly We Don't Speak Bird.

Throughout My Life, I've Always Been Really Close With Girls And Made Friends With Girls. And I've Always Been A Really Sickly, Feminine Person Anyhow, So I Thought I Was Gay For A While Because I Didn't Find Any Of The Girls In My High School Attractive At All.

I'm Left-handed, And It's Not Very Easy To Find Reasonably Priced, High-quality Left-handed Guitars. But Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. I've Only Owned Two Of Them.

I Always Wanted To Experience The Street Life Because My Teenage Life In Aberdeen Was So Boring. But I Was Never Really Independent Enough To Do It. I Applied For Food Stamps, Lived Under The Bridge, And Built A Fort At The Cedar Mill.