If It's Illegal To Rock And Roll,

I Wish There Had Been A Music Business 101 Course I Could Have Taken.

Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. They're Cheap And Totally Inefficient, And They Sound Like Crap And Are Very Small.

I Always Wanted To Experience The Street Life Because My Teenage Life In Aberdeen Was So Boring. But I Was Never Really Independent Enough To Do It. I Applied For Food Stamps, Lived Under The Bridge, And Built A Fort At The Cedar Mill.

By Definition Pop Is Extremely Catchy, Whether You Like It Or Not.

I Definitely Feel Closer To The Feminine Side Of The Human Being Than I Do The Male - Or The American Idea Of What A Male Is Supposed To Be. Just Watch A Beer Commercial And You'll See What I Mean.