I'm Not Like Them, But I Can

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

I Don't Blame The Average Seventeen-year-old Punk-rock Kid For Calling Me A Sellout. I Understand That. And Maybe When They Grow Up A Little Bit, They'll Realize There's More Things To Life Than Living Out Your Rock & Roll Identity So Righteously.

Wanting To Be Someone Else Is A Waste Of Who You Are

If You Guys Throw One More Shoe Or One More Coin, I'm Just Going To Leave My Guitar Next To My Amp And There's Going To Be Massive Feed Back For An Hour.

I’m Worse At What I Do Best.