I'm Not Like Them, But I Can

If You're A Sexist, Racist, Homophobe, Or Basically An Asshole, Don't Buy This Cd. I Don't Care If You Like Me, I Hate You.

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

I Called Leo Fender, The Dead Guy, A Dork. Now I'll Never Get An Endorsement.

We Were The Chosen Rejects. We Chose Not To Be Apart Of The Popular Crowd. I Mean, I Can Rember A Lot Of Times The More Popular People, The 'jock Type' Of People Who Were Into Sports, And Staying Clean, And Brushing There Teeth All The Time, They Always Asked Me If I Wanted To Join Their Little Club, And I Decided Not To, You Know, I Would Rather Hang Out With The People Who Didn't Get Picked For The Baseball Team, You Know, Who Smoke Cigarettes And Listen To Rock 'n' Roll Music.

I've Always Wanted Male Friends That I Could Be Real Intimate With And Talk About Important Things With And Be As Affectionate With That Person As I Would Be With A Girl.