When I Was Seven, I Broke My

I'm Getting Pretty Worried. My Girlfriend Hasn't Gotten Her Period. And She's Already 14.

I Think My Friends Wife Has Been Banging A Black Guy. Because They Just Had A Baby. And The Baby Had A Hole In It.

I'm Very Arrogant And Mean. I'm Almost Like A Bad Guy Professional Wrestler.

I Let A Friend Set Me Up On A Blind Date. It Was A Disaster. She Ended Up Being A Burn Victim. By The End Of The Night.

I Could See Myself Adopting A Kid Someday. But, Obviously, I'd Prefer It To Be Aborted.