I Don't Ever Want To Have Kids

I'm Actually A Really Nice Guy, Once You Get To Blow Me.

I Love Anyone Who Surprises Me And Makes Me Laugh.

You Don't Know Anything About Pain Until You've Seen Your Own Baby Drowned In A Tub... And You Definitely Don't Know Anything About How To Wash A Baby.

When I Die, I Want To Be Cremated With Everybody.

Wayne Brady, I Don’t Understand Why People Keep Joking That You’re Not Black. Wayne Brady, You Are Black. After All, I Only Remember You For All The Years You Played An Uppity Slave On ‘who’s Line Is It Anyway?’.