What I Don't Like Is Dance Music

The Church At Its Best Is About Empowering The Disempowered And Giving Voice To The Dispossessed And Not Putting A Price On Everything And Not Being About The Bottom Line And Not Worshipping The Market Or Everything That Is Material.

I've Always Been Drawn To Discomfort And That Limbo Of Unease You Get Between Comedy And Tragedy.

London Audiences Are Tricky, Too. They Don't Laugh As Much As The Northern Audiences Because, And I Hate To Say This, They Are A Bit Cleverer Normally, And They Are Picking Up On All The Little Details And Listening More Carefully.

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.

I'm Not Mother Teresa. But I'm Not Frank Bough, Either. I Am Getting Older And A Bit More Sensible. I'm Not Going To Be Popping Up In Dungeons Every Six Months. If You Catch Me Preaching Fidelity While I Am Shagging Chickens Then Throw The Book At Me. Otherwise, Leave Me Alone.