What I Don't Like Is Dance Music

That Was Liquid Football

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.

If It Was Just The Potatoes That Were Affected, At The End Of The Day You Will Pay The Price If You're A Fussy Eater.

I Don't Think There's Anything Outside What Comedy Can Address.

I Like Comedy, But I Like Comedy As A Device In Drama. It's More Interesting For Me To Use Comedy To Seduce People Into Thinking About Something Serious. If You Want To Hit A Beat In A Drama, You Can Distract People With A Little Comedy, And You Can Punch Them In The Gut With Some Emotion.