Ladies, First And Foremost: You're On Your

Kiss Is The Number-one American Band In Gold-record Sales. In The World, Only The Beatles And The Stones Are Ahead Of Us. Every Other Band Should Be Wiping My Ass. The Line Forms Over There To The Left.

I'm In A Weird Band. We've Done Very Well. The American Dream Is Alive And Well.

Don't Believe Bands Who Say It's All About The Fans And They Want To Give Their Music Away For Free. The Result Is They Will Continue To Live In Their Mother's Basement.

The Death Of Rock Was Not A Natural Death. Rock Did Not Die Of Old Age. It Was Murdered.

Why Is It That Most Of The Folks I Know Think "personal Growth" Is Caused Entirely By Those Second And Third Helpings Of Biscuits And Gravy?