The Root Of All Evil Isn't Money;

My Hero Is Me. Why? Because I Was A Poor Little Kid Who Was Told, `hey Stupid, Can`t You Speak English?` Now All Those People Work For Me. Despite Whatever Circumstances I Came Across, I Was Always Able To Rise To The Top And There`s Only One Way To Do That - By Being Selfish, But Also By Believing In Yourself. Belief Is Self-knowing. Even Yoda Out Of Star Wars Said, `do Or Do Not. There Is No Try.

Rock Stars Are Idiots. You Know That! Remember This Moron Never Went To Music School, Never Learned Music Theory And Can't Read Or Write Music. So Why Not Be Suspicious Of Everything This Idiot Says?

When I Meet A Woman, I Don't Think, 'gee, I Wonder If She's Read The Latest Thesis By Stephen Hawking? I Think, 'great Tits.'

I Think It's Pathetic That Women And Men Treat Each Other Worse Than We Treat Our Pets. It's Love Or Hate.

When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem.