The Root Of All Evil Isn't Money;

If You Want To Welcome Me With Open Arms, I'm Afraid You're Also Going To Have To Welcome Me With Open Legs.

Despite What Your Girlfriend May Have Told You, Size Is Important, Bigger Is Better.

I'm Pissed At A Nickel Because It Isn't A Dime.

I Think That Shakespeare Is A S***. Absolute S***! He May Have Been A Genius For His Time, But I Just Can't Relate To That Stuff. "thee And Thous" - The Guy Sounds Like A Faggot.

You Can't Go Through Life And Leave Things The Way They Are. We Can All Make A Difference, And If I Die Today, I Know I Made A Difference.