When I First Got To St. Louis,

Home In Bed Listening To The Rain Getting Ready To Order A Pizza. Sounds Like A Song Til The Last Part.

I Never Go Perform Somewhere Alone. I've Done That Since Day One. I've Always Taken Other Comics With Me.

I Wanted To Be A Comedian, And This Is What I'm Doing. If I Can Keep This Going, I'm Happy.

If I'm Drinking I Can Either Be The Nicest Guy Ever Or I'm The Guy You Should Leave Alone.

I Just Recently Crossed Over Into Europe. They're Showing My Special Hot And Fluffy In Europe And Selling The Dvd There Too. And They're Doing The Same Thing In Australia And Canada. And I Think The Biggest Part Was I Did The Special In A Predominantly Latino Area, But I Kept The Show Mainstream And Across The Board.