When I Think About Actors I Know,

But When You're A Celebrity, You Discover That You're No Longer The Pursuer, But The One Being Pursued. That's One Of The Disappointments I Have Had Since Becoming A Single Man.

But I Just Know From Experience That Accent Wise, Even If You're An Accent Genius, Crossing The Atlantic Is The Hardest Thing In The World Either Way.

I Cling To The Fantasy That I Could Have Done Something More Creative. Like Actually Writing A Script, Or Writing A Book. But The Awful Truth Is That I... Probably Can't!

Basically, My Life Is So Boring, It's Embarrassing.

I Find It Hard To Understand Why Scorsese Has Never Called. You Know, Given The Natural Menace I Bring To The Screen.