But When You're A Celebrity, You Discover

Women Are Frightening. If You Get To 41 As A Man, You're Quite Battle-scarred.

When I Think About Actors I Know, I'd Much Rather Hear About Who They're Shagging Than What Film They're Doing Next.

Most Actors Really Love It, That's What They Want To Do. They Burn To Do It. And So They'll Read A Script And Think, That's An Interesting Part. And Because They Love Acting, That Blinds Them To The Fact That The Rest Of It Is Pretentious Nonsense, Which It Very Often Is.

My Grandmother Was Utterly Convinced I'd Wind Up As The Archbishop Of Canterbury. And, To Be Honest, I've Never Entirely Ruled It Out.

The Only Reason My Work Seems To Be Eclectic Up To A Certain Period Is Because I Was A Failure As An Actor.