When I See Someone Who Is Starved,

I Stay Positive Because It's The Only Way To Live. When I Play Ball, I Play Hardball.

I'm Totally Inhibited. When I'm Overweight I Will Not Go Out.

Usually, About 85 Percent Of What The Tabloids Report Is A Lie. Over The Last Year, I Can Truly Say It Has Been 99 Percent.

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.

I Had The Halfway House. I Can't Tell How Many Nights I Spent Around My Kitchen Table, Soothing Broken Hearts.