You Are Not In Business To Be

I Have A Hotline To The Tabloids. When I Get Up In The Morning, I Call The Star, And The Last Thing At Night, I Call Them. I Want Them To Have The Inside Track.

I Don't Like Psychiatry. I Don't Believe It Works. I Believe Psychiatrists Are Neurotic Or Psychotic, For The Most Part.

Usually, About 85 Percent Of What The Tabloids Report Is A Lie. Over The Last Year, I Can Truly Say It Has Been 99 Percent.

It's Amazing How Coke Encompasses Everything In Your Life. Addicts Cannot Confront Life Because They Only Think Of Their Next Hit. I Ruined Life For My Parents, My Sister And All My Friends.

I Had The Halfway House. I Can't Tell How Many Nights I Spent Around My Kitchen Table, Soothing Broken Hearts.