You Are Not In Business To Be

When You're The Spokeswoman For A Weight-loss Program, Everything Is Witnessed. I Weigh In Once A Week With A Witness. I Have To Sign An Affidavit Saying I Cannot Have Any Surgeries.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

I Was Really Tired Of Words Like 'plus Size,' 'round' And 'large.' I Thought, 'come On, We're Fat.'

I'm Happy When I'm Juggling, But I Feel Like I've Gone From, Like, 3 Balls To 10 Bowling Balls. But, That's A Good Problem. I Don't Really Have A Complaint About That.

The Reason I Went For Jenny Craig Is I Thought, Maybe I'm Not The Only One Who Has Stupid Reasons For Getting Fat.