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Why Doesn't Tarzan Have A Beard

When You're Born In This World You're Given A Ticket To The Freak Show. And When You're Born In America, You're Given A Front Row Seat. And Some Of Us Get To Sit There With Notebooks.

When I Got Out Of High School They Retired My Jersey, But It Was For Hygiene And Sanitary Reasons.

Somehow I Enjoy Watching People Suffer.

One Great Thing About Getting Old Is That You Can Get Out Of All Sorts Of Social Obligations Just By Saying You're Too Tired.