When I Said 'we', Officer, I Was

I Used To Be Sceptic, But Not Anymore, Because Now I Am Positive That I'm Getting Screwed.

Is It Just Me, Or Are The 49ers Doing An Awful Lot Of Ass-patting Today?

It's Your Living Room, It's Your Life, Go Nuts. You Like Home Improvement? Tape It And Go Over It Like It's The Zapruder Film.

I Don't Know About You, But In My Neighborhood, They Just Opened A Starbucks... In A Starbucks!!!

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.