Hey, What If Those Crop Circles Are

Is It Just Me, Or Are The 49ers Doing An Awful Lot Of Ass-patting Today?

The Democrats Continue To Snipe At Bush. They'll Never Give It Up To Him. You Know Teddy Kennedy And Tom Daschle Pick More Nits Than A Father And Son Spider Monkey Team Who Know They're Being Followed By A National Geographic Film Crew.

Somebody Call Janet Reno - I Think I Just Saw Donato Dragging Doug Flutie Into A Locker Room Closet!

I Have A Nice House. And When Somebody Says It's A Palace, I Always Feel Like We're Digging A Little Or Something.

Growing Up, My Family Wasn't Very Tight. We Were More Like A Tour Group With Secrets.