Hey, What If Those Crop Circles Are

Should I Really Care What Kind Of Beer Frogs Recommend?

I Haven't Seen Someone So Overmatched Since Mike Tyson Tried To Recite The Alphabet.

I Rant, Therefore I Am

I Preume There Are Far Too Many Abortions Performed In This Country. And I Also Believe That At The End Of The Day, As Much As I Might Disapprove, None Of Them Are Really Any Of My Business.

I Am Proof That Einstein's "e Equals M C Squared" Is Wrong. My Mass Has Increased, But My Energy Has Dropped.