When I Moved Out Of My Mom's

Even If You're Only Wearing Trainers And A Vest, Eyeliner Will Instantly Transform You. People Always Look Put-together When Their Make-up's On And Their Eyes Are Popping - Just Ask Amy Winehouse!

I Grew Up With The Motto Of "they Can't Kill You And Eat You," And I Still Think That's Right. You Sure As Hell Can't! When It Comes To Speaking About My Body Makes Other People Uncomfortable But It Doesn't Make Me Uncomfortable. It Makes Them Think More About Themselves Than It Makes Them Judge Me. I've Always Had This Body And Had To Live With It. I've Never Been A Little Thing. I've Been Smaller But I've Never Been Small, Even As A Baby. I've Never Had That Window Into That Kind Of World Where People Only Talk To You Because You're Conventionally Sexy.

Granny Ditto Always Referred To Perfume As "smell Good" And For Me It's An Essential. I Have A Sweetheart Who's Extremely Allergic To Most Scents, So I Have To Be Extra Careful - As Well As Creative - In The Smell Department. The Key, I've Found, Are Essential Oils, Which Come In All Kinds Of 100% Natural Scents.

I Worshipped Ethel Merman And I Worshipped Ethel Merman A Lot. It's Incredible - Ethel Merman Was A Conventional Singer. Her Naming Her Child Ethel Merman, Jr., Was, To Me, One Of The Coolest Feminist Things.

I Wish I Could Open A Piece Of My Brain And You Could See Into My Memories.