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I Think It's Really Cool That There Are People Like Adele On The Cover Of 'vogue' And 'rolling Stone,' And Like I Think It's Really Important That People Are Talking About Your Body, Because If They Don't, Then You'll Never Be Able To Break That Barrier.

My Mother Told Me Homer Ditto Was Not My Father. Nope. Mom Had Had A Fling With Some Other Guy Who Was My Dad. Some Dude Who Didn't Stick Around Too Long Who Mom Was Happy To Get Rid Of. She Chose Homer, And Homer Chose Me, So He Lent Me His Name Even Though I Didn't Have His Blood.

My Dad Liked To Boil A Squirrel Head And Suck The Brains Out The Nose. Smaller Than A Chicken, Bigger Than A Rat.

If You Have A Therapist Who Agrees With Your Every Word, Then Your Brain Isn't Getting Proper Exercise.

Growing Up As A Chubby Kid With A Ton Of Imaginary Friends And A Cyndi Lauper Obsession, I Learned About Rejection Early On And Was Constantly Trying To Avoid It.