If It Wasn't For Abe Lincoln, I'd

Coconut Milk Is The Only Thing On This Planet That Comes Identically To Mother's Milk.

One Of The Things I Keep Learning Is That The Secret Of Being Happy Is Doing Things For Other People.

I Went To Ethiopia, And It Dawned On Me That You Can Tell A Starving, Malnourished Person Because They've Got A Bloated Belly And A Bald Head. And I Realized That If You Come Through Any American Airport And See Businessmen Running Through With Bloated Bellies And Bald Heads, That's Malnutrition, Too.

Wouldn't It Be A Helluva Joke If All This Were Really Burnt Cork And You People Were Being Tolerant For Nuthin'?

America Will Tolerate The Taking Of A Human Life Without Giving It A Second Thought. But Don't Misuse A Household Pet.