Laughter Is The Best Way To Release

The Only Thing I Like About St. Louis Is It Has The Best Zoo In America, In Forest Park. Washington University Is Next Door To The Zoo. Animals Get Out, They're Going To Eat White People Before They Get To The Ghetto!

Last Time I Was Down South I Walked Into This Restaurant, And This White Waitress Came Up To Me And Said: 'we Don't Serve Colored People Here.' "i Said: 'that's All Right, I Don't Eat Colored People. Bring Me A Whole Fried Chicken.

When You Look At Hitler And Those Thugs, You Can Put Walmart Right Next To Them.

We Thought I Was Going To Be A Great Athlete, And We Were Wrong, And I Thought I Was Going To Be A Great Entertainer, And That Wasn't It Either. I'm Going To Be An American Citizen. First Class.

Dogs Are Great Assets To Candidates, And The Feeling Seems To Be Engendered That If A Dog Loves The Candidate, He Can't Be All That Bad.