When I Lose My Temper It's Because

Rooney's Good But Not The Best In Manchester.

Yes, I Think I Am A Genius, But Not A Rebel.

If I Buy A Fiat Uno, I'll Read That, For A Man Like Me, A Ferrari Was More Suitable. If Instead I Buy A Ferrari, They'll Write That I Should Have Kept My Feet On The Ground And Bought A Fiat. If I Smile, I'm Not Serious. If I Don't Smile, I'm A Rich Sulker That Doesn't Enjoy Having The Most Beautiful Job In The World.

Jumps Like A Black Man And Grabs Coins Like A Jew.

I Know Some Players Like Being The Centre Of Attention And I Admit That When I First Became A Player I Liked Fame, Too. But That Feeling Lasted Only For Three Months. Then I Realised What It Was Really Like To Be The Centre Of Attention All The Time. It Isn't All Good.